💤 Hold up, fam! 🤡 October Prime Day is lowkey creeping up on us like that one friend who always shows up late to the party but still expects a slice of the cake. 🎂👀 🔥 So, like, AirPods are going on sale, but nobody wants to bite?! You mean we’re just gonna stand here while Amazon attempts to liquidate their stock of overpriced potato earpods? 😩👂💸 Say it ain’t so! Here’s the real tea ☕: If you wanna score these AirPods without selling a kidney, you better set your alarms for Oct. 7, because “Big Deal Days” is about to become “Big Sad Days” if you’re not ready! 🕜🛍️ 🗣️ *leaked developer quote*: “Honestly, I’m just waiting for someone to rig a heist on Jeff Bezos’ head while wearing AirPods. That’s the only deal I’m interested in.” 🤖💀 And fam, if you see anyone copping those deals like they’re the new Yeezys while ignoring the REAL deals (hey, Target’s over here slinging funko pops for the same price), just remember: STONKS just went on a roller coaster without a seatbelt! 🎢💰 🚀 Hot take: In three months, AirPods will be the new fidget spinner, only people will be rocking them as necklace charms. This is fine. 🤷‍♂️🔥 #Airpodocalypse