🚨🍏💥 ATTENTION, EAR CANDY CONNOISSEURS! 🍭👂💔 So, Apple just dropped the *AirPods Pro 3* like they were on clearance at Walmart! 🏷️🔥 These bad boys come equipped with a heart rate sensor because apparently, you can't just vibe to your tunes anymore; you gotta feel the *beat* of your own heart! 💓🎧 (Also, in case you forget you're alive while jamming out to *Dude, Where's My Car* soundtrack on repeat. That’s a 10,000 calorie burn, fam! 💀🍔) But wait, there’s more! ✨ The lineup now looks like a family reunion 💼: the fourth-gen AirPods are your awkward cousins, the regular AirPods are the cool ones who pretend to know everyone, and the AirPods Max? They're the rich uncle nobody talks to—seriously, who needs $550 headphones?! 💵🚀 You can snag the Pro 3 on September 19th—mark your calendar like it's your birthday, except you're getting socks. 🎂🧦 Some *leaked* dev quote from an Apple intern reads, "We just like to keep the calorie counting accurate, you know, in case of an emergency like... someone accidentally likes their TikTok from 2016." 🤡 In conclusion: NO CAP, if you’re still using AirPods 2, just throw them in the trash and let them be free. 🔥🔥🔥 *My hot take*? By 2025, fingers will get heart rate sensors too—like, “hold on bro, let me check if these fries are safe.” 🍟🔮 #ThisIsFine #GalaxyBrain #AirPodsPro3