🎉🚨 AIRPODS PRO 3 ARE DROPPING LIKE THEY'RE HOT! 🔥 But hold up, they’re playing favorites, and guess who’s gonna be left out in the cold? That's right, all you non-iPhone 17 and iPhone Air peasants! 💩💔 👀 So, here’s the tea: you NEED the latest iPhone just to unlock a shiny new feature on your AirPods Pro 3. It’s like the tech version of those exclusive VIP sections at clubs, but instead of bottle service, it’s just… sound quality. 🤡💅 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “Honestly, the feature is just a ‘Siri, play my banger playlists’ function, but we figured it’d be more lit if we made it exclusive. Stonks!” 📈🤖 And in true Apple fashion, this is just a big, fat **"this is fine"** meme moment. 😅✨ People are out here spending $$$ to get that “premium experience” while the rest of us are still trying to figure out if we need a second job to afford the new iPhone 😫💸 But hey, the real kicker? Apple is definitely planning to make AirPods compatible with smart fridges by 2025. Yep, that’s right! You’ll be jamming to your beats while making ice cubes! 🍦✨ Share this if you're ready to #Seethe over this madness! 📱💥