💥🚨 BREAKING: GET READY FOR THE AIRPODS PRO 3 PARTY 🎉👂💤 So Apple just flopped its way into September with yet another "look at us" event where they unveiled the AirPods Pro 3 — aka the earbuds that’ll make you feel like you’re living in 3023. 🛸✨ But wait, before you whip out your credit card like it’s an AK-47 🔫💰, let’s talk about some red flags 🚩. Rumor has it that these new buds come equipped with extra noise cancellation, which is just Apple’s fancy way of saying, “We don’t want you to hear how overpriced this is.” 🤑💀 I mean, come on, fr fr, are we about to pay more for these than my rent?? 😱🔑 But listen to this leaked convo 😏👀: **Developer Tom:** “Honestly, we just added a new color and called it ‘Pro’... like that’s not gonna boost our stonkz.” 📈💔 **Developer Jerry:** “Pff, let them buy it! They’ll just keep seething in their overpriced tech bubble.” 🤖🔥 So, kids, chill out. Don’t rush into buying these just 'cause they look cute in your TikTok. 😳✌️ This is fine, though... right? 🤡 🔥💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By next week, AirPods Pro 3 will have a limited edition “Screaming Goat” sound feature that only activates when you’re about to bump into someone in the grocery store. 🐐💨 Next-level cringe, or are we just galaxy braining? Who knows?! 🤷‍♂️💫 Share this chaos and stay woke, fam! 🤙 #AirPodsPro3 #DopeOrNope 🚀