🚨👀 HOLD UP, WE GOT A DRAMA ALERT! 🚨💥 Apple just dropped the AirPods Pro 3, and it's more complicated than my love life! 💔🐒🍌 One month in, and people are like “this is fine,” while their ears are like 🔥😭. First off, let’s talk about the *“UPGRADE”* that’s apparently more complex than solving world peace. 🤯💭 I mean, I thought "pro" meant, like, professional, not "pro-blematic." Now I’m whispering sweet nothings to Siri just to get these pods to pair. “Hey Siri, can you just WORK???” 🤔💀 “Developers” are reportedly hiding in the Apple HQ’s basement, saying stuff like, “We added 300 new features that no one asked for. 🤷‍♂️” and “Just be grateful you don’t have to charge them every 10 minutes like last gen.” 🍏🔋 Like, ok, Tim Cook, chill with the stonks 👀📈 You’re not the CEO of Chaos, fast forward me to 10 years when we plug headphones into our brains directly. 🤖🧠 And newsflash: If I wanted a complicated relationship with my audio, I’d just date a software engineer. 💻🦄 🔥🔥🔥 Hot take: In a month, the AirPods Pro 3 will become sentient and start lecturing you on your taste in music! No cap! Prepare for A.I. DJ takeover, fam! 🤖🎧💥