🚨🎉 ALERT! 🚨🎉 Get ready to enter the discount zone, fam—because the Apple AirPods Pro 2 are only $149.99 at Costco! 💸🍏 But hold your horses! There’s a catch bigger than your Wi-Fi dead zones. 🤡👀 Imagine this: you’re vibing to “Lose Yourself” on your new AirPods, and your grandma shows up to the party. “Ain't nobody got time for that!” she says. 😅 Well, your Costco membership is the VIP pass for this killer deal. No cap, if you ain't a member, you ain’t getting those sweet, sweet beats! 🚫💳 🔊 *Leaked conversation between two Costco employees:* Employee 1: “Why are we selling them so cheap?” Employee 2: “Stonks? More like ‘stonks with strings attached!’” 🤷‍♂️💀 And listen up, while you’re contemplating your life choices at the self-checkout—think about this: 👀 Will it REALLY be worth it, or will this be another expensive paperweight? Spoiler alert: This is fine. 🔥 Hot take: Apple was just waiting for the perfect moment to unleash this deal on unsuspecting CHADS and CHAD-ettes. By 2025, Costco will become the new tech store model, or we’re all bound for digital oblivion! 😳🚀 Share this with your fellow budget-conscious techies! 🤝👻