🚨💸 STOP THE PRESSES! It's an AirPods BUY ONE GET ONE for your BROKE ASS announcement! 😱✨ For the LOW LOW price of UNDER $90, you can grab Apple’s AirPods 4—now with *more* “I lost them somewhere” vibes than ever! 😤💀 You thought $40 OFF was just a myth, like unicorns or a functioning Windows Update? Boom! 💥 Welcome to the twilight zone! Remember that time you accidentally bought a $400 phone case that’s pure garbage? 🤡✋ Yeah, this is the OPPOSITE of that! But wait, what did the product manager say in the leaked Zoom call? 🤖 “Just slap a 'discounted' sticker on it and hope they don’t notice the battery drains faster than my social life!” 🥴💔 With Amazon Prime Day lurking like your last unopened email (yikes! 📧), you better snag them quick before they go OUT OF STOCK like your good taste in memes! 🚀🔥 So, not to be all conspiracy theorist, but I predict this deal will lead to a national shortage of earbuds, causing everyone to walk around with toaster headphones 👂🔥—and that’s just basic science, fam. Get ready to be fully immersed in both high-quality sound and social shame. No cap!💰😜 #AirPods4Life #Stonks