🏠💬 BREAKING: Airbnb is officially turning into that one friend who insists on turning everything into a social event! 🤡💀 You thought you were just booking a weirdly shaped house in the woods? Nope! Now you're signed up for a group chat with strangers who think 2 AM wine talks are a personality trait. 🍷✨ They’re calling it “social features,” but let’s be real—it's just another way for them to milk your info faster than your uncle at Thanksgiving! 🦃💸 Say goodbye to scrolling TikTok and hello to scrolling through messages like, "Let’s see how many weirdos I can meet while dodging a bedbug infestation." 🤮 **Developer Quote Leak:** "Honestly, we just wanna become the Tinder of travel... 'Swipe right for a cozy couch and deep existential conversations.' 🤷‍♂️💕 Drake is literally crying in the background—this is the meme-demic we never asked for. Stonks? Nah, more like stonks to cringe ratio: 🔥💔 Prediction time: In 2024, you'll be swiping left on potential roommates who *gasp* don’t have a 5-star rating on their cooking skills. 🚀🤖 So buckle up for a future where your vacation plans come with social anxiety! This is fine... right? 🐶🔥 #AirbnbChronicles