🤡💤 **BREAKING: Airbnb CEO Brian Chesky Dodges ChatGPT Like My Ex Dodged Responsibilities** 💰🚀 So, Brian “I’d Rather Nap Than Integrate” Chesky just hit us with the cringe excuse of the year! 🙄💔 Apparently, Airbnb *couldn’t* integrate ChatGPT because... wait for it... “it’s not quite ready yet.” 👀💻 Like, sir, are we talking about ChatGPT or your last vacation plan? Because that went down faster than an overpriced Airbnb on a Tuesday night! 😂💀 In an *exclusive* leaked convo 🤫, I can hear a disgruntled developer saying, “Bro, I thought our AI was just gathering dust under the couch, not prepping for a TED Talk about inefficiency!” 🤖✨ The real tea? Brian apparently schooled Sam Altman on ChatGPT apps like he’s teaching kindergarten math - “Look, Sam, you can’t just use crayons on a Picasso, fam!” #Stonks 📉🔥 Drake’s out here pointing like “no cap, this is NOT it,” while the ChatGPT integration team is plotting their rebound like, “This is fine… #NotReally” 🔥🚪 **Hot Take Alert 🚨**: By 2025, AI will be planning our trips and mixing our drinks because clearly, human CEOs are just here for the vibes and free snacks. Get ready for your shared Airbnb space to have a holographic concierge named Gary! 🛌👾💥 #AIIsTakingOver #CopeSeethe