"AI wearables dropping at OpenAI DevDay? Sksksk I’m here for the tech drip! 🔥🤖 #StayWoke"
🚨👀 BREAKING: OpenAI just dropped a DevDay bombshell that’s about to make your grandma’s VR headset look like a 1995 Nokia! 🤖💥 Get ready for the *HYPE*, fam, because we're about to see an AI wearable that we didn’t know we needed but definitely don't deserve! 🤡💀 Like, who asked for our outfits to be judging us? “Hey, bro, you’re looking kinda slouchy today.” 😳 No cap, this wearable is probably gonna roast you while you drink your morning coffee ☕ and scroll TikTok like “Ugh, this is fine” while it judges your life choices. And wait for it... they’re rolling out the Agentic Builder! 💸 Imagine building your dream AI without even lifting a finger, just yelling “do it!” at your screen. (P.S. - Leaked quote from an OpenAI dev: “Honestly, just think of it as a digital slave... but like, a chill one.”) 😂 Plus, **ChatGPT updates** incoming, where it can probably read your mind and tell you exactly how cringe your thoughts are, 100% of the time. 🥴 In conclusion? This AI wearable is going to sell out like Nintendo Switches during the pandemic! 🎮🔥 MARK MY WORDS: in 5 years, we’ll all be wearing these while sitting in pods, disconnected from reality. THE MATRIX IS REAL! 🚀💰 *Share this with your homies so they can cope with the impending AI apocalypse!*
