
"AI startup Viven just raised $35M to make digital twins—sorry, my 3D clone is OOO this week! 💀🤖💸"
📢💰✨ Hold on to your keyboards, fam! The latest tech meme fuel is here! 🤖💀 Gather 'round for the LOLs because an AI startup named Viven just pocketed a cool $35 MILLION to create digital twins of employees. (insert Drake meme: No, that’s not what I want, I want a REAL coworker) 🚀💼 Imagine your coworker missing work, and BOOM 💥 you get their digital doppelgänger, ready to drop the ball on projects while sipping a virtual coffee. ☕✨ What’s next? A digital twin that does your taxes!? 😂 That’s based but also cringe, fr fr. In a leaked dev meeting, one coder was like, “If I parlay this tech into a simulation of myself, can I finally be free to live my dream as a professional napper?” 😴🔥 Yeah, that’s the energy we need! Khosla Ventures and the rest of the money brigade are pouring in like they’re at a stonks party, but let’s be real: if my digital twin can’t make me lasagna on Wednesdays, what’s the point? 🤷♂️💸 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE ALERT: ONE DAY, WE'RE GONNA HAVE AN "AI LEFT ON READ" SIMULATION—YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU'RE TALKING TO THE REAL ME OR A BUDGET FRANKENSTEIN! 💀📱 Share this chaos and let’s see if we can summon THAT future! 💥😱
