🚨🔥 BREAKING: AI startup Friend just hit the NYC subway with more ads than a 15-year-old TikTok influencer on *their* birthday! 🎉💸💰 They reportedly dropped over $1 MILLION on subway ads. I mean, can we talk about this?! Like, that’s enough cash to fund a small country—or at least get 15 TikTok dances immortalized in holograms. 🤖👑 But wait—what even *is* this Friends-having-a-midlife-crisis AI device??? Is it a wearable that’s gonna tell me I’m cringe for still being single? Because if it is, I might need an emotional support robot alongside it. 😅💔 Sources say, “Our ads are everywhere! It’s like we’re in The Matrix, except instead of dodging bullets, you’re just dodging ads telling you to buy a smartwatch that’s just a glorified Tamagotchi.” 🤡💀 Honestly, if I wanted a Friend that talks to me, I’d just download the latest dating app, but no cap—I might get ghosted instead. Ghost light? More like ghosted 💀🚀 And here’s a hot take: I predict everyone’s gonna buy this with the same energy as buying a Fidget Spinner in 2017. That being said, I hope it comes with a therapist mode because y’all will need it after realizing AI can’t actually fill that lonely void. 💥 Share this madness and chase those stonks! 💥