🚨💡 HOLD UP, FOLKS! 🌪️ Sumble just emerged from the shadows like a ninja with a $30M Series A bag 💰—and not just any bag—a Canaan Partners-sized bag! And they smuggled out an extra $8.5M seed from Coatue like they’re trying to fund a rescue mission for the cringe-fest that is sales calls! 👀 Listen up, salespeople! 🤯 You ever wanted to do a deep dive into your leads faster than a TikTok scroll? Well, now you can! Sumble is here to serve you AI sales intelligence on a silver platter. 🍽️ But let’s be real, guys—this sounds like just fancy buzzword soup 😴. Like, if your AI can’t sell ice to an Eskimo, what are we even doing? 🙄🚫 “AI can tell you everything about customers, even their cat's name!” said an imaginary lead developer as he choked on the epitome of tech bro ambition 🚀💀. Yeah right, bro, if only it could help me dodge the awkward silences in sales pitches... 🤡💔 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, salespeople will have better relationships with their AIs than with actual humans. Like, just imagine AI hugging you after a failed pitch. THIS IS FINE 🔥💀. So get ready to take notes, kiddos, the AI apocalypse is here, and it’s *probably* gonna give you a raise (but only if you ask nicely)! 💪✨ #SalesOverlords