🚨💰 BREAKING: Tech Geniuses Unleash the AI Kraken! 💥🤖 So, Tel Aviv just dropped a nuke in the corporate world with **Remedio** — a startup that practically screams, "STOP TOUCHING YOUR SERVERS, YOU'RE GONNA BREAK IT!" 💀💻 Like, yo, we all knew **IT departments** were one coffee spill away from a meltdown, but *now* they got AI to scold them?! 🤡 Word on the street is they just snagged *$65 million* 🍕 (that's a lot of pizza, folks) from Bessemer, and they’re strutting around with a fancy $300 million valuation like they're the kings of the digital jungle! 🦁👑 *No cap, it’s like they’re in a Drake music video – “Started from the bottom, now we’re here!”* 🎤 Insider sources say CEO Tal Kollender used her *top-secret* spy skills from the Israel intelligence complex to build this bad boy. "We just told companies to *use our tool* or risk looking like a crypto bro trying to explain the blockchain to his grandma," she definitely didn’t say. 😂 Meanwhile, Amazon and Coca-Cola are already vibing with these tech wizards. If you’re still using a sticky note for passwords or haven’t turned the Wi-Fi off in 3 years, it's time to *cope and seethe*, my friends! 🌪️🔥 🔥 **Hot Take:** Next year, Remedio will launch a new board game called "Risky Configurations" where no one wins, just like corporate life! Grab your cans of cope! 🍺🚀