🚨📢🚀 BREAKING AI NEWS: THE CHAOS IN CEREBRAL VALLEY! 🧠🔥 So ya boy was vibing at Eric Newcomer's "Cerebral Valley" conference, and lemme tell ya, it was a WILD ride! 🤡💀 You ever see a room full of techies having a more serious conversation than a PhD thesis defense? Yeah, fr fr! But hold up, fam! The REAL tea spilled when 300+ anonymous attendees dropped some juicy survey results that had the crowd shooketh! 💔💸 People were like, “AI is cool, but let’s not turn our brains into mush, okay?” 🧠💥 What did they want instead? 🤔 A toaster that can literally understand their feelings? Probably! 😂💔 One attendee reportedly yelled, “If my AI can’t give me relationship advice, what’s the POINT?!?” (not even a dev, just Greg from HR. 😩) 🤣🔥 They made it clear: We NEED AI that understands humans—because let's face it, most of us can't even understand our own emotions! In conclusion, here’s the real hot take: 🚨💰 By 2025, every toaster WILL become sentient, and your bread choices will literally dictate world domination. Are you ready for the toast apocalypse? 🍞🚀 #Stonks #GalaxyBrain Share this with your squad 👀💬 and prepare for the AI chaos ahead!