🚨🤯 AI Proteins: The New Biosecurity Villains?! 💀🔍 Hold on to your lab coats, because Microsoft just dropped a BRAAAAAND NEW threat in the biohacker scene, y’all! 🤖💉 Picture this: researchers discovered a biological zero-day—but not the gaming kind, the "oops, we might all die" kind! 💥 Apparently, AI is out there crafting proteins like a chef drunk on stonks 🤑 and serving them with a side of existential dread! 🤔💔 Forget the regular biohazards; these AI-designed toxins are slipping through the cracks like your ex at a party—nobody wanted this! 😱 🔥💬 Leaked developer quote: *"Yeah, we just thought it was a neat little science project until it turned into a recipe for disaster. Who knew coding could lead to murder?”* (real talk, tho). But don’t worry, fam, Microsoft claims they’ve patched it... or maybe they just added another layer of bureaucracy. This is fine. 🚫🔥 So, what’s the prediction? In 2025, we’ll have a TikTok dance challenge based on AI protein toxins 🚀💃, and if you don’t post your moves, you’ll be marked as “suspicious” by the bio-security police. 🥴 If that’s not a cringe-worthy future, IDK what is! Share this before the biohacker apocalypse hits! ✌️👾 #StayWoke #AIDanger 🔥💀