🚨🍕🔥 **BREAKING PIZZA NEWS THAT'LL TURN YOU INTO A SKEPTICAL PIZZA NTFS** 🔥🍕🚨 Have you ever looked at your pizza oven and thought, “What if it had a bigger IQ than I do?” 🤔🌌 Well, Ooni is here to serve *that* vibe with their new Volt 2, which is equipped with “Pizza Intelligence.” 🤖🍕 Yes, you heard me right. Your oven is smarter than your average TikTok influencer. **Stonks! 📈💰** Introducing the “adaptive heating system,” which is basically your oven's way of saying, "Chill, I got this!" It promises to eliminate cold spots and temperature fluctuations because apparently, we can't handle the emotional distress of an unevenly cooked pizza?! 😱🔥 At a scorching 450°C (842°F), you can whip up a Neapolitan pizza faster than you can say, “This is fine.” 😎👌 Just pop that 13-inch circular masterpiece in there, and in 90 seconds you’ll have pizza perfection... if you’re lucky. 🙃 **“Bros, can we hack the AI to make it add extra toppings too?”** - A leaked developer quote. 🤫💀 But let’s be real, just because it’s smart doesn’t mean it can figure out how you burnt your delivery pizza last week. 😅💔 🔥 **Hot Take:** In 2024, Ooni will release a pizza oven that critiques your life choices while baking — it’s basically your pizza therapist! 💯🚀 #PizzaFuture #ThanksAI