🚨💥 Breaking News: The White House just dropped the AI Action Plan like it's hot, and tbh, it feels like my grandma's secret chili—looks impressive but might just be full of beans! 🌶️💩 So, Uncle Sam wants to lead the world in AI, right? But here’s the tea ☕️: Are these ambitious goals or just politicians talking out of their… ahem, "policy makers"? 😂 You can’t just sprinkle fairy dust on innovation and call it a day, fam. Fr fr, it’s like putting a shiny sticker on a broken camshaft and expecting it to drive! 🚗💨 "AI policy without proof is just politics," said the Developer Who Didn't Sign an NDA. 💀💻 Let’s be real, this is the same vibe as that one meme where Drake's like “Nah” to real change and “YAS” to flashy press releases. We love to see it, but… like, where's the beef? 🍔🐄 As we dive headfirst into the digital dystopia, mark my words: By 2030, we'll be begging our AI overlords for a side of fries with our personal data, and they'll be like, “Sorry, that’s premium! 💸” Stay tuned, because this chaos is just getting started! 🤡🔥 #AI2023 #AmericaDoesntNap #ThisIsFine