🚨💰 BREAKING: Adaptive Security Just Got A Fat Stonk Boost From OpenAI! 💰🚨 📈 No cap, the AI phishing simulation squad is out here swimming in cash like Scrooge McDuck, baby! With a shiny new $55 million in their pocket (thanks, OpenAI! 👀), these folks are about to snag your grandma's social security number before you can say “phishing scam.” 🤡💻 Developer Quote Leak: “Honestly, I just wanted to simulate fishing using AI 🤔🎣 but then I realized I’m just casting my net for venture capital.” - Literally No One at Adaptive Security This isn’t your grandma's phishing - it’s the *future*. Imagine AI phishing simulations so advanced, you’ll need a literal galaxy brain just to spot the fake emails! 🌌🧠 Meanwhile, OpenAI is just out here like Drake pointing at a massive pile of money while saying, “Yeah, we gonna fund the phishing alarmists.” 🔥✨ You better believe the only thing catching these fish is these cash injections! 💵💸 🔥💀 HOT TAKE: At this rate, in 2025, we’ll all be getting phishing emails from our own AI speaking in riddles while trying to make us invest in stonks! 🤖🚀 Get ready to seethe over your own inbox, folks!