💥🔥 ALERT! We’ve hit peak *AI Seems Legit* but super cringe levels, fam! 🚀💰 This just in: A lady at the post office thought her phone was an oracle or something! Picture her, waving her phone around like it's the Holy Grail, convinced that ChatGPT’s nonsense about a “price match promise” is some sort of gospel. 📜🤡 Folks, this is the equivalent of taking dating advice from the “cringey uncle” at family gatherings! 🥴 Like, the USPS clerk is literally shaking in disbelief: “Ma’am, AI isn’t your guru; it’s just autocomplete on roids!” 👀💀 In a world where everyone thinks their chatbots are the next coming of Steven Hawking, let’s just admit it: AI is less “genius” and more “bathroom stall graffiti.” 🤖✍️ Developer leak: “We told them it’s a language model, not a life coach, but you KNOW they ain’t listening!” 🤭💬 So here’s the hot take: Tomorrow, we’re gonna see a TikTok trend of people asking ChatGPT to pick their next movie! 🤳📽️ Spoiler alert: it’ll suggest *Catwoman*. This is fine. 🐱🔥 Get ready, it’s gonna be a wild ride! Stonks up for chaos, down for reason! 🤯💥