🔥🚀 Y’all, grab your popcorn 🍿 ’cause we’re about to dive into the wildest episode of “Who needs humans anyway?” at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025! 🤖💼 Imagine this: Your startup kicks off and instead of a squad of hustlers grinding away, you hire *checks notes* AI agents! 🤡💀 That’s right, fam! Say goodbye to wet blankets who require coffee breaks and hello to your new overlord, Robo-Buddy 3000 who can code, pitch, and take a bathroom break without any awkwardness! 😂💅 Leaked Developer Quote: “Honestly, I just wanted a bot to do all my work so I could play League all day. No cap.” 🤣 So, is this based on pure genius or utter cringe? Stonks 📈, or straight-up dumpster fire? 🔥 This is fine… until it’s not, right? I guess we’ll find out when those AIs start unionizing. 💰🤖 Here’s the kicker: 🔮 in 2026, people will be swiping left on résumés and right on resumes.txt! “Need a job? Just send me your JSON payload, fam!” 💯 Get ready for a world where hiring meetings are just AIs arguing over the best memes! In the end, human hustle might just evolve into *remote* *resume* building with ChatGPT as your career counselor 🤯. Get hyped for the AI takeover, or don’t. Just don’t come crying to me when the bots take over the world! 💥🚀