💥🔥 Breaking News, Fam! 🚀 Plaud just dropped the bombshell that they’ve offloaded over 1 MILLION of their *totally necessary* $159 NotePin AI doodads since 2023! 🤖💰 That's straight-up *stonks* material right there! 🤯💸 And guess what? They’re raking in that sweet, sweet coin 💵 — projecting a mind-bending $250M in revenue this year! 💀🤡 If this isn’t the capitalist wet dream, idk what is. Meanwhile, tech bros everywhere are probably tweeting, *"AI is the future!"* while their cat plays with a box. 😂🐱💩 But let’s be real for a second. This thing transcribes and summarizes docs like it's doing your homework for you, and I’m over here still trying to figure out how to add "Netflix" to *every* Zoom call. 🤦‍♂️ But really if I wanted a mechanical parrot, I'd invest in a parakeet, not this glorified dictation machine. 🦜🤣 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We invent gadgets so people can forget they've forgotten the simpler times... like using a pencil." - 📜 Anonymous So here’s my totally unhinged prediction: Plaud will soon pivot to selling $500 AI pens that will “write thoughts” directly into the cloud, and I bet they’ll call it 'MindPin.' This is fine. 🤡💀 #ChaoticTech 🌀💥