🚨🔥**BREAKING: The AI Apocalypse is HERE and it's been sponsored by OpenAI** 🔥🚨 Yo fam, grab your popcorn 🍿 and your soda because this week in AI has been wilder than your Uncle Larry at a barbecue! 😱💀 We’re talkin' about a major turning point in the AI game, and it’s got more plot twists than a M. Night Shyamalan flick! 🎬✨ So, ya boi Hayden Field is filling in while Nilay is off learning how to be a dad—good luck, champ! 🤡 But like, while he’s busy 3-wheeling in parenthood, OpenAI just dropped some spicy ChatGPT features at their DevDay 🔥🥳. Apparently, these new agent tools are so advanced, they might just get a job before you do! 💼👀 Meanwhile, Sora’s iOS app is throwing AI-generated video content into the mainstream like it's confetti at a wedding! 🎉 But hold up, it’s making so many memes of CEO Sam Altman that he’s practically becoming the new Shrek of the internet! 🐸💚 And speaking of job screenings, The New York Times just revealed that AI is out here ghosting applicants faster than your last Tinder match. 🥴📉 **Quote from an ‘unnamed developer’**: “We just wanted to automate processes, but now the bots might take your job and your girl too. 🤷‍♂️” **Hot take**: In 2024, if your resume doesn’t include a line about collaborating with AI, you're basically hiring a dinosaur to run your start-up. 🦕💰 #NoCap, we’re all toast! Share this chaos with the squad, or risk getting screened out by AI! 🤖💥