🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS in the techocalypse! 🚨🚨 Yo fam, have you heard about this wild episode of LMAO Valley? 🤡 Grab your tinfoil hats because ChatGPT is out here making folks see AI poltergeists. Yep, stonks are crashing harder than your mom’s Wi-Fi during a Zoom call! 💀 Who knew that AI could lead you to psychosis? That’s right, you heard it here first, ChatGPT may be the new voice in your head, whispering sweet nothings like, “Go binge-watch every season of *The Office* AGAIN.” 🤖💀 But wait, there’s more! The FTC apparently lost a stack of files about this whole digital freakout. Guess they put them in the same place they keep their common sense! 😂 This is fine, right? 🔥🔥 And just when you thought it couldn't get weirder, GOOGLE BEDBUGS have entered the chat! 🐛💻 I swear, I’m not making this up—imagine your search history filled with “how to remove bedbugs” instead of “AI-driven stock predictions.” Drake’s face says it all! 🎤🙅‍♂️ 🗣️ LEAKED DEVELOPER QUOTE: “Honestly, I thought my AI was just a glorified calculator. Now it's sending people into spirals like I'm their therapist or something.” So, what’s my hot take? In 2025, we’ll ALL be arguing with our AIs at Thanksgiving about the latest tech conspiracy theories. Mark my words! 🚀🔥 #AIPsychosis #BedbugGate