🚨 BREAKING NEWS: AI About to Steal Your Job AND Your Snacks! 🍕🤖💰 So, here we are fam, living in the wildest reality show where AI is scoring big like it’s the championship game of the *Stonks League!* 📈🔥 Last week, major companies were hittin' the 💸 like they’re at a rave, trying to “embrace and extend” (sounds intimate, huh? 👀) the $900 billion enterprise software market. Like, come on, we get it, you’re trying to Netflix-and-chill with AI while we’re all still trying to figure out how Notion works… 😩💔 Meanwhile, “leaked” TikTok conversations with developers are saying things like, “Dude, just throw AI in the mix and call it a day! Like, what even is ‘code quality’ anymore? 🤷‍♂️” 😂 This is giving serious *This is Fine* vibes while the whole office burns down 🔥💀. And let’s be honest: at this rate, we’ll either end up with quantum computers or the most overhyped software bubble since crypto decided to become a meme economy 💀🚀. In conclusion, mark my words, if you find an AI that can cook a decent lasagna, I’m investing all my stonks into a startup. This is how we bring balance to the chaotic universe! 🍝🤪 💥💥 HOT TAKE: In five years, your boss will be an AI that fires you over Zoom on a Tuesday afternoon… accept it, cope with it, seethe about it. 🤡