🚨BREAKING: COUNSEL HEALTH JUST CRAWLED OUT OF SNOOZEVILLE WITH A $25M RAISE 🚨 🤑 That's right, fam! Counsel Health just bagged a fat stack of cash to shove AI chatbots and actual humans into your virtual care ☠️💉. That's like mixing a Big Mac with a gourmet meal – you know it's a questionable combo, but everyone's gonna try it anyway. Led by the stonks abusers over at Andreessen Horowitz and some Googlers who just got their lemonade stand sold for 📈💰, this telehealth trend is all about fighting off your grandma's cyber-illnesses with a cheeky chatbot 🤖🔥. 👩‍⚕️💬 "Listen, we’re basically giving you the chance to ignore your doctors and just let a bot tell you to drink more water," said one *fake* Counsel Health dev who definitely didn't quit their dream job to do this 🙄. Remember the “this is fine” meme? That’s how I feel about chatting with a bot about my anxiety over the stock market crash (thanks, Counsel). If I wanted to talk to an AI about my problems, I'd just ask Siri why I can't find love 💔😂! But YO, here’s the hot take: What’s next? A robot prescribing “chill vibes” instead of meds? 🤯 Brace yourself, it’s a wild ride to the future! #AIoverlords #CounselHealthChaos