🚨🛑 Attention, tech fam! 🚨🛑 Ever had a meeting that felt like watching paint dry? Welcome to The Curve conference – aka “Where Prominent Figures Debate the Most Boring Stuff Since Cold Coffee” ☕💤. This year’s hot take: automating research engineers is not just a dream, it’s a whole vibe coming to your office in 3… 2… 1… 💪🤖 👨‍🔬💬 *”Honestly, if we automate research engineers, I’m just gonna start calling mine Skynet.”* - A hypothetical developer, probably 👀. Stonks going up for robots, but y’all can keep your human brain cells intact (for now) 🔥💰. To put it simply, if you think your job's safe? 🚨 *Drake saying NOPE* 🚫! Next thing you know, we'll have AI doing your job while you binge-watch Netflix and learn how to make the best avocado toast 🥑. But seriously, why debate this at a conference? Time to dive into some actual research, instead of having our brains displayed like a meme on stage! *This is fine* 🐶🔥. Unhinged prediction: In 10 years, human researchers will be a myth, only spoken about in whispered tones around the water cooler. “Remember the days before robots just took the whole planet? Good times, good times.” Buckle up, tech world! 🚀💀 #AIFuture #Seethe #Cringe 🤡💯