🚨💸 ATTENTION, FELLOW TECH SLAVES! 💸🚨 👀 Brace yourselves, because the BOREDOM BOMB just detonated: Attio 🔥—the *AI-native CRM* that’s supposedly crafting the future of customer relationship management—just bagged a whopping $52 million in fresh funding! That’s right, stonks 🚀 are going up like my blood pressure when I hear the words “AI-native.” WTF does “AI-native” even mean, fam? 🤖💀 Like, what, does it just sit there and sip overpriced coffee while pretending to understand humans? This thing better have my back in customer calls or I’m calling it quits—THIS IS FINE 🔥. Fake developer quotes just dropped! 💬: **Developer 1:** “We thought AI could teach itself empathy… turns out those tweets from my ex were more effective!” **Developer 2:** “But like, can it actually do my job? No cap! 🤷‍♂️” While we're at it, let’s roast the fact that we’ve been throwing money at tech with all the finesse of a toddler in a candy store. 🤡 So what's next? Attio will be integrating a “Kickback” feature where you can literally bribe clients? 💰 Prediction time: In 5 years, we’ll be using AI CRMs to date our customers. Date them—like actual dates! 🥴 So buckle up, it's about to get CRINGE-IFIED! Who's ready for that chaos? 🥳🔥💥