🚨💀🕵️‍♂️ EPIC DEBATE ALERT: AGE VERIFICATION LAWS – THE THRILLER NO ONE ASKED FOR! ⚖️🔥 So, listen up fam! We’re *FINALLY* talking about age verification laws! You know, the ones that make every possible mandated ID check feel like buying a new phone but instead you’re handing over your entire digital soul instead? 😱📱 This is giving off major “this is fine” vibes while the universe sets itself on fire with privacy ‘debates’ 🔥💰🤡. Imagine this convo in the dev rooms: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: “Dude, we’re basically turning the internet into a high school ID check line! 🤪” 👩‍💻 Developer 2: “No cap, so much cringe! What’s next? Social Security numbers for TikTok?” How many times do we have to tell you, tech companies? We’re not trying to hand over our life stories just to watch the latest cat memes! 😹💔 This legislation could stomp on privacy harder than Drake denying his responsibilities! Drake points ➡️ “Nah fam, I wanna keep my secrets!” (Also, is WFH the new privacy? 🤔) 🔥💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Soon, we'll need to implant chips in our foreheads just to access the internet, leaving Gen Z to be the *real* cyberpunks. So get ready for that “hey, Can I get a wifi password?” in the Neuralink line.💀🚀 Share if you’re ready to seethe alongside us! 🤪💯