💰💥 Grab your popcorn and prepare your neurons! 🤯 Affirm just dropped some numbers that are MORE surprising than your last Tinder date! 🤡😂📈 So, *drumroll please* 🥁 Affirm just flexed a 33% YoY revenue increase, hitting a whopping $876.4M! That’s more cash than my buddy Steve “just bought a lambo” over there! 🚗💨💸 They blew past the expectations of $837M like a pro corkscrew through the recycling bin at a party—WHAT A MOVE! 💥💥 But wait, there’s MORE! Their Gross Merchandise Volume (GMV) skyrocketed 43% to $10.4B. 🤯💥 This means people are clearly buying more things (probably on credit) because they just need to have that *6th 8K TV* 🖥️ passive income setups! Stonks are still officially stonking; AFRM jumped over 13% after hours (and so did their caffeine intake at the office) 🚀☕ Developer Quote 🤖: “Honestly, we just told them they could buy anything. Even a cat spaceship. And it worked! 🐱🚀” — Sounds about right! 🔥 But here’s the *hot take*: In 5 years, Affirm will be the leading currency on Mars. 🚀🤑 No cap, fr fr, you heard it here first! #ToTheMoon #AffirmIsTheFuture