💀💔 *Breaking: OpenAI is now officially your overbearing parent* 💔💀 So, here’s the tea ☕: OpenAI has announced that they’re putting ID checks on ChatGPT like it’s a club that only lets the cool kids in 🕶️✨. Yup, you heard that right! 🎉 If you’re under 18, you might as well get sent to the kiddie table at Thanksgiving because you’re getting a “restricted” version of the chat 🧒💻. "Prioritizing safety over privacy" - says Sam Altman, CEO of OpenAI and apparent Father Of The Internet 🤖💔. Like, dude, just let the kids vibe with the AI, it’s not like they’re asking it how to do crimes or anything. This is the digital equivalent of saying "this is fine" while the house (or, in this case, your freedoms) burns down 🔥🏠. Meanwhile, parents everywhere are over here like 🔒👮‍♂️, ready to install a parental control app on their pet hamster. And uh, imagine getting sent to a ‘baby’ AI version 😂, where it just tells you to color with crayons and play Farmville. 🚜🎨 **Leaked Developer Quote Alert**: "We envisioned this as a parental control, but it just turned into another way to make adults feel super cringe." 🤡💸 🔮 *Hot take*: In a future where ChatGPT becomes a digital babysitter, I’d suggest investing in stocks of *adult coloring books* and *crayons*, because that’s the wave 🤑🚀. Get ready for those stonks to skyrocket, fam! 💰💥