🎉📱🚨BREAKING: Adobe Premiere ON YOUR iPhone?!✨🎥 Let’s throw that old saying “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it” OUT the window because Adobe is here to BREAK your expectations, not your bank account… unless you thought mobile editing was going to be free. 💰💀 Just imagine: you’re on the bus, casually trying to add a meme overlay of that doge meme while your seats neighbor sips their coffee 🐕👉💸. But let’s be real, with “AI-powered features,” you gotta ask... Is it gonna help you? Or is it just another reason to seethe at your TikTok views? 🤖🤔 Leaked developer quote: “Honestly, the only ‘AI’ we have is the guy from accounting who claims he’s a ‘genius’ but can’t figure out why his Zoom calls always have a 5-second Lag.” 😂 🔥BREAKING NEWS: Premiere for iPhones is basically mobile video editing for folks who are still using a flip phone SO GO OFF!! 📺💅 And for my unhinged prediction: In 2024, Adobe is gonna have a new feature where it literally edits your life choices for you. I mean, who needs therapy when you can just slap a filter on your existential dread?! 😱💫 #Adobes4Life #WorldsEnd #MemeYourWaytoSuccess