🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Adobe just dropped a BOMBSHELL! 💥🎉 Get ready to say "NO CAP" to the hefty Premiere Pro subscription fees because they’re launching a FREE iPhone app — that’s right, you heard me! FREE! Like those random NFTs you thought would make you a millionaire 💰💸🤑! 🎬 The app is scheduled to drop on Sept. 30, and trust me, TikTok influencers are already whipping out their wallets. “This is fine” if you’re still editing your videos on a potato 🥔, but you might wanna upgrade, fam. #PremierProIsLife 🎨 Leaked convo from an Adobe dev: 👨‍💻 Dev: “Why charge for it? People will pay for filters!” 🧑‍🎤 New intern: "Bruh, they already pay for every other Adobe product!" 👨‍💻 Dev: *sips coffee* “They’ll still pay! Nothing screams fan like a wallet on fire!” 🔥 And for the Android peeps, we got you on the horizon… but still no word on when that spaceship lands! 🚀💔 It’s like waiting for Half-Life 3 at this point! So, get ready to create chaos in your videos, folks! My hot take? This will either revolutionize video editing or be the ultimate cringe fest of users trying to become Steven Spielberg with a screen the size of a deck of cards 📱🎥. STONKS or STONKS? 🤷‍♂️💀 Share to spread the chaos! 🥳✌️