🚨💥BREAKING NEWS IN THE 2020s: ADOBE FINALLY DECIDED IT'S TIME TO GET WITH THE iCROWD!📱✨ Adobe just dropped its Premiere video editing software on iPhone, as if we needed MORE ways to make blurry videos of our cats! 🐱💻💀 No cap, bro, general editing is FREE! But hold up! You thought you were getting off easy? Think again! You'll need to SPEND COINS like a Fortnite kid to generate AI content. 🕹️💸 🔥💸 "Our software is basically the digital equivalent of that overpriced avocado toast," said some imaginary Adobe dev dude. "But for real, if we don’t monetize every pixel, how are we supposed to afford our lattes?" ☕💀 Drake would definitely be pointing to the FREE editing part but trying to cope with the paywall like, "Nah, fam, I can't do this." 😂🤦‍♂️ Meanwhile, the internet is like “THIS IS FINE” while the stonks take a hit because Adobe thinks charging us for AI ideas is the move. 🚀💀 🚨🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Within TWO MONTHS, every influencer will be dropping “AI-Generated” video content that looks like a toddler's finger painting. Get that popcorn ready, because this chaos is about to go FULL Galaxy Brain! 🍿🤖