🚨🎥 BREAKING: Adobe is dropping Premiere into iPhones like it’s totally 2019! 🤡💔 Yep, you heard it right—now you can edit your *34-second* TikTok masterpieces on an app that was literally built for Hollywood. 🎬✨ No cap, we’re out here trying to assemble our YouTube documentaries in the palm of our hands with tools that were meant for Oscar-winning blockbusters. *Gotta love that stonks energy, fr fr.* 📈🔥 👀 So here's the tea: They slapped a pre-order link on the App Store because nothing screams "I’m gonna mess this up" like an Adobe soft launch! ☕💀 While you’re at it, don't forget to update your phone's storage for all those 4K video clips of you burning toast! 🍞💥 Imagine a developer like, “We’re just trying to get Premiere to run on an iPhone while maintaining the stability of a toddler on a sugar rush.” 🤖🤡 While we’re at it, let’s throw in a feature that auto-generates dialogue, because we all know some people need a script to even *talk* to the camera. Hot take: I predict we’re 2 months away from Adobe’s Premiere for iPhone becoming a meme template itself—*genius*, *wow*, *cringe*!✨🔥👇 Get ready for the edit wars, fam! 🥳👀