🚨🎥 FLASH ALERT: Adobe Premiere getting CRUNK with YouTube Shorts tools, but ONLY for iPhone users 💀📱! Like, sorry Android fam, y’all can keep your potato cams 🔥👀. 👨‍💻💬 Leaked Dev Quote: “We heard YouTube Shorts creators wanted tools, so we threw them a bone… but it’s a *really shiny* bone. iPhone peeps, rejoice! Everyone else can stay mad and watch on 144p” 🤡💀. Picture this: Your TikTok edits making Picasso weep 🎨✨ while Android users are here struggling like Drake pointing at the iPhone users 😭📉. But wait, this isn’t just any editing suite; it’s a *NEW EXPERIENCE* — because Adobe loves making simple things complex for the vibe 🤓🔥. Meanwhile, the Adobe CEO is just chilling, looking like the "This Is Fine" dog while the comments section burns: “We’re also looking at launching a subscription fee for your *emotions*, so stay tuned!” 💸😈 🔥🔮 Hot Take: Adobe is low-key conspiring with Apple to create the ultimate iPhone cult! Soon, you’ll need a five-minute Adobe tutorial just to breathe 🤯. Mark my words, Adobe will release a *must-have* feature that only works if you own the newest MacBook! Stonks going up, folks! 🚀💰 #iPhoneForLife #ShortsButMakeItChaotic