🔥🚨 SHOCKING NEWS FROM THE ADOBE DUNGEONS 🚨🔥 Adobe just flexed harder than your average gym bro on Instagram 💪💀 with their latest version of Firefly—now packing AI that can do *everything* except make your morning coffee. ☕🤖 We're talking audio soundtracks, narration, videos, and images created faster than your grandma can send a meme on WhatsApp! 😂 💥 "Oh boy, did we fully integrate AI into our products? lol, how about we just delete human creativity, amirite?" said a *totally* real Adobe dev who definitely doesn't have a secret rooms full of AI minions. 🕵️‍♂️📦 Imagine cranking out your next big TikTok hit with a few clicks while your creativity goes out for a smoke break. 🚬 But don't worry, Adobe insists it's “a tool for, not a replacement.” Yeah, and my toaster can’t actually replace me when it keeps burning my bagels! 🤡 Creators are seething, saying tools like Firefly are more cringe than a dad dance at a wedding. 🤔🤦‍♂️ But who needs originality when you can have presets for claymation and anime? Stonks are rising! 📈 🔥🔥 **UNHINGED HOT TAKE:** By 2025, Adobe will have produced a feature film completely run by AI, and it’ll win an Oscar for “Best Performance by a Non-Human,” leaving actors seething harder than a cat in a bathtub. 💀🚀💰 #ThisIsFine #AIOverlords