🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS 🚨💥 Adobe just dropped *Project Moonlight* — it's like having a caffeinated raccoon as your social media creative director! 🦝✨ But here’s the catch: it runs on text prompts, so better make sure you don’t tell it to "draw inspiration" from your ex’s cringey Instagram. 🤦‍♂️💔 Imagine this: you ask it to make something *cool* and it delivers a stock photo of a guy in a turtleneck sipping oat milk 🤡. That’s right, it’s the unholy spawn of AI and influencer culture. If you thought social media was already a dumpster fire 🔥, welcome to the *Project Moonlight* bonfire! 👽💬 "I literally told it to make a chic vibe, and it hit me with a meme from 2015!" - alleged Adobe dev who just wanted a coffee break But here's the real chaos — whenever it tries to “draw inspiration” from your past projects, it’s literally just gonna show 9 pics of your cat looking confused. No cap. Future prediction: *Project Moonlight* will eventually convince you to quit your job and become a full-time content creator because *it* thinks your selfies are “based” 🔥. Get ready for the most chaotic social media renaissance since that one time everyone started using Comic Sans! 😱📈 #Stonks