🚨🍏 Hold onto your iPads, fam! 🍏🚨 In an absolute plot twist that nobody asked for, **Addigy** just dropped their latest creation: the **Apple Security Suite**! Like, we get it, y’all took a break from chasing after Apple users and decided to throw them a life preserver! 🤡💀 Real-time compliance? Zero-trust security? It sounds like an intense episode of *The Real Security Housewives of Cupertino*! 💅✨ The Addigy crew is here, saying, “We know you're too busy living your best life with your overpriced tech, so we brought a cybersecurity bouncer just for you!” 😂💰 🛡️ Imagine your Mac asking you during dinner, "Hey, did you just download a file from that sketchy pop-up ad? 🍕🔗" *And you realize it’s like your mom yelling at you about your dating choices – cringe!* Picture this convo: Dev 1: "Dude, what’s zero-trust security?" Dev 2: "It’s a fancy way of saying ‘I don’t trust ANYONE’ 😅" Dev 1: "So... Apple in a nutshell?" 🤣 But here’s the real scoop, folks: 🚨 Mark my words, within a year, Addigy will launch a 'distrust suite' just for people who bought the last iPhone without a case. 🔮🔜 💯 So go slap a like on this chaos and spread the meme gospel! Let’s make “Addigy Security Suite for Apple” THE MEME of 2023! 🚀🔥