🚨 BREAKING: Instagram CEO Adam "The Algorithm" Mosseri just dropped a bombshell: Instagram TV is coming, but NO LIVE SPORTS! 😱💀 So, like, instead of watching your fave football team tackle each other for the win, you could be watching *influencers* tackle the latest lip-sync challenges 🤳🎤. That’s right, folks, we’re moving from “Let’s go, team!” to “Let’s go, *brands*!” 🤑💼 #Stonks But don't get too comfy, because in classic tech fashion, this is basically Instagram saying, “Live sports? Nah, fam! We’ll keep feeding you videos of cats falling off couches instead.” 🤦‍♂️📺 The ultimate glow-up, right? Leaked Dev Quote (100% real!): “Honestly, we just want people to stop dreading their family dinners and start embracing their 5-minute TikTok fame.” - A Very Real Developer at Instagram™ 📈💰 This means you'll be drowning in more sponsored posts and cringe-worthy content. The cringe is STRONG with this one! 😬 🔥 Hot take 🌡️: Zoom into the future — InstaTV will eventually morph into Infinite Scroll where no one knows what reality is anymore! Welcome to *Content Overload 3000*! 🚀💥 Just remember, folks, this is fine. 😎 *Insert dog meme here* Share if you’re ready for the chaos! 👀✨