🎉🔊 **BREAKING: AD-FREE PODCASTS SPOTTED!** 🚀💰 Hold onto your headphones, fam! The Verge just dropped *ad-free* podcasts like they’re the next hot meme. Yeah, you read that right—no more interruptions by ad breaks while listening to David and pals ramble on about TVs that only *look* free but cost a fortune. 😱✨ I can hear the developers now: 💬 "We’ve discovered that listeners prefer their podcasts like their coffee: strong and without ads, no cap!" 😂💀 Like, do they want a cookie for this? 🥴🍪 Now you can dive deep into *Decoder* where Nilay absolutely *roasts* CEOs like mild jalapeños, and reminisce about vintage tech that was somehow cooler than your last Tinder date. 🥵🔥 Plus, this upgrade is coming at no extra cost, which is basically the tech industry equivalent of finding a wet $20 bill in your old jeans. 💵👖 EMOTIONAL!!! **Oh, but wait! There's more!** They say there’s MORE podcast magic on the horizon! Shades of galaxy brain thinking here! 🌌💭 **PREDICTION ALERT: The Verge will soon launch a podcast where they literally read tech press releases to sleep-deprived listeners—“This is fine,” says the tech community.** 😵🤡✨ Share this with your friends before the next ad interrupts!