🚨🔍✨ HOLD UP, TECH GEEKS AND VULNERABILITY HUNTERS! Have you heard the buzz about Aardvark? No, it’s not some weird new furry TikTok trend – it’s OpenAI’s latest *so-called* security hero. Imagine if a raccoon and GPT-5 had a baby that was very good at finding bugs... like, the software kind, not the kind that crawls on your face while you sleep. 🤡🪳💻 This robotic roadkill is here to “analyze” code 24/7, like that one friend who insists on tearing apart every meme you send them. “Multi-stage, LLM-driven,” they say. But c’mon, doesn’t that sound like something you’d hear from a LinkedIn influencer at a tech conference? Stonks 💸! Leaked developer quote: “Honestly, I just wanted to name him Aardvark because it’s the first animal in the dictionary. We need the security of a creature that’s nocturnal AF.” 🌙😾 Oh, and Аardvark claims it can *identify* vulnerabilities like a well-trained bloodhound, but let’s be real: if it’s like most software, it’ll probably malfunction halfway through patching and leave us with a giant loophole the size of Drake's grin when he sees that ROI. 🔥💰 🔥 Prediction time! In 2024, Aardvark will be leading a code revolution, but instead of fixing bugs, it'll accidentally turn our software into sentient beings that want to overthrow us! 🤖👑 Get ready, fam. The meme apocalypse is nigh! 🌌💀 #AardvarkIsComing