🚨💰BREAKING: a16z is doing the absolute most over here, trying to scrounge up a whopping $10B like it's just pocket change! 💸👀 Like, bro, are they collecting donations for a hotdog stand or assembling the Avengers of Venture Capital? 🍔🦸‍♂️ Sources 🚨 say they’re looking for $6B for their *growth fund*, $3B for AI deals (because apparently machines need more money than your college fund) 🤖💻, and $1B for something they call “American Dynamism.” Sounds like a new superhero movie or just the U.S. trying to fund the next Iron Dome. 🇺🇸💥 “Honestly, we just wanted to make a PR move that screams ‘stonks,’” said *an anonymous dev* — probably a new intern they found on TikTok. 😂💀 Meanwhile, the only dynamism I see is in my bank account after buying a semi-decent AirPod replacement. Can a16z just chill and allocate this dough to fixing the internet? Like, how many more useless apps do we need? 😒🤑 🔥HOT TAKE: In 2025, the metaverse will be funded entirely by this cash, and we’ll all be paying in meme coins. Get ready to NFT your grandma's spaghetti recipe! 🚀👾💀