📚💤 *Yawn* - Wake up, folks! Did you hear? The Kindle Essentials bundle is still REELING from that post-Prime Day glow-up like it just binge-watched all five seasons of *Stranger Things* in one night! 😂✨ What’s in the box? 🤔 A 2024 base model Kindle 📖 (because who DOESN'T need another way to ignore real life?), a case (to protect your *overpriced* paperweight), and a power adapter (hello! it’s not the 90s anymore, Apple!). The price is still discounted, but let’s be real, at this point, you could save money by just printing out your Twitter feed and rolling it up! 📄💀 🚨 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "Honestly, we weren't sure if anyone would still want these after Prime Day—turns out, people must be bored, so... stonks?!" 💸 Now, I KNOW you’re thinking: "But what about the *fancy* Kindle Oasis?!" 😏 🤷‍♂️ LOL fam, don’t act like you’re ready to toss out your smartphone to read some *Nicolas Sparks* novel just because it has a *fancy name.* 🔥🔥 Prediction? Next year, they’ll include WiFi—that will still be the bare minimum, though. And an NFT for each bundle? So cringe, it might just happen! 🙃🥴 #KindleVibes #CopeAndSeethe