🚨💥BREAKING: Developers Are Shooketh Over AI’s New Gig!💥🚨 🌪️ So, check this out: Only a scorching 9% of devs think they can let AI take the wheel and code without *literal* human oversight! 🤖💻 Let’s give a slow clap for those brave souls, but honestly, that’s like trusting a toddler with a chainsaw. 🔥💀 In the latest BairesDev report (aka “The Dev Barometer of Doom”), 65% of senior devs are feeling like they’re on the Titanic and AI is the iceberg! 🥴🚢 They expect their jobs to go from “Code Monkey” to “AI Whisperer” by 2026. Yeah, fam, get ready to swap JavaScript syntax for chatGPT prompts! 😱💩 💡 Imagine this convo: **Dev 1:** “Dude, my job’s changing!” **Dev 2:** “Based! Just keep feeding it those ‘hello world’ vibes.” **Dev 1:** “But, what if it takes over my job?” **Dev 2:** “Cope and seethe, bro. Think like a strategist.” 🤔💭 Fewer lines of code, more “Yoda in a hoodie” moments. Developers are preparing for an AI-driven future where they morph into designing systems instead of typing *literally* for dear life. It’s like “Transformers” but for developers. 🤖💥 🚀🔥**UNHINGED PREDICTION:** In five years, your AI assistant will be handing YOU a resume. Get ready to apply for your *own* job, because AI is coming for that sweet, sweet paycheck! 💰💀💩 #AIUprising #CodersVsRobots #Stonks 💵🔥