Yo, muscle warriors! 💪😤 Are you slinging weights like a caffeinated gorilla but still looking like a soggy noodle? 🤡🥴 Well, grab your protein shake and let’s dive into the chaotic buffet of gains! 🔥🚀 🍗🐔 Here are the 8 ABSOLUTE MUST-DEVOUR FOODS to stuff in your face to hit those 2026 gains faster than a TikTok trend! (Btw, what are we even talking about in 2026? 🤯) 1. **Chicken Breast**: They're like the “Drake Pointing” meme of protein. **🥡 YES PLEASE**! 2. **Eggs**: The only "egg-cuses" we’re accepting are the ones that come in a carton. 🤓🥚 3. **Greek Yogurt**: Like the galaxy brain of dairy, it’s your secret weapon—also great for when you're sad. 💔 4. **Tuna**: Canned gains? Stonks! 📈 Just don't forget about 2026's "scent of gains" 😅 5. **Quinoa**: What is this? A grain for ANTS?! *coff* For real, eat it for the aesthetic. 🤷‍♂️ 6. **Whey Protein**: Basically, milk’s superhero alter ego. Cow Power Unite! 🐄🦸‍♂️ 7. **Almonds**: Crunchy nuggets of *nobody can afford groceries anymore*. 🥲💰 8. **Lean beef**: The "this is fine" dog but make it a steak. Let’s tear that muscle down, then grill the gains! 🔥 💡 “Bro, I’m dropping a protein bar line called ‘Inflation Gains,’” said *Unnamed Developer* in a dark corner of the gym. So, do yourself a favor