🎮💸 **BREAKING: NINTENDO AMIIBO SLASHED TO 70% OFF – ACT FAST OR BE BROKE FOREVER!** 💸🎮 Listen up, you basic gamers! Stop scrolling and start adding to your amiibo shrine because GameStop is dropping prices FASTER than people run from a tech support call! 😱🔥 That’s right, some sweet little figures like Joker from Persona 5 and a wedding-ready Bowser (uh, is he gonna marry Peach or just throw a rager? 🤔👰‍♂️) are on sale for as low as $5.99. I don’t know about you, but that’s like a 4th of a fancy coffee! 🤑☕ Wario64 went all *Ninja Gaiden* revealing these deals on Bluesky, while Ryu and Ken are flexing like they’re too cool for school and **EXCLUDED** from this warehouse of discounts. Cringe, right? 😭 But hold up, let’s bring out our inner *galaxy brain* here: if new amiibo are chilling at $15.99 down from nearly $40, grab those bad boys NOW and watch your collection be the ultimate *stonks* play! 🚀📈 And in an *imaginary* convo overheard in the GameStop break room: Developer #1: "Why are we discounting amiibo?" Developer #2: "To make room for NFTs 😤" **Prediction?** Soon, amiibo will be trading like crypto, and the rare ones will go for more than your 1st gen iPhone 😂📱. So get your wallet ready: *collect them all, or die trying*! 🥴💀💥