🎉💀🔞 **BREAKING NEWS: Porn Is The #1 Teacher In Sex Ed?!** 🔞💀🎉 Listen up, fam! 📢 A recent survey by LADbible has dropped the hottest of hot takes 🔥: 70% of Gen Z dudes are saying “Hold up, let me scroll through Pornhub real quick” was their first crash course in "The Birds and the Bees." 🍑✨ Like, WHOA. That’s like saying the Mona Lisa taught you how to paint! 🎨💀 R.I.P. to actual sex education classes—no insights on contraception are gonna top “POV: You walk into a pizza place” 🤔🍕 In fact, 45% of 5,300 peeps admitted, “Yup, it's all about the pixelated passion!” 😂 And 77% are screaming for more resources like, “Can we get a SEX ED 2.0, but, like, with animated memes?” 🙏💕 **Leaked developer quotes from The Algorithm**: “I don’t even know how to respond to this. I just wanted to trend on TikTok. 🙄” Drake would be like “I can’t believe this is my future” while pointing to the cringe. 😳👉 But fr fr, who needs awkward health classes when you’ve got Thirst Traps and Hot Girl Summer?! 💪💄 Here’s the wild prediction: tomorrow’s teachers will show TikTok dances as a means of explaining sexual health… 🤡🚀 Watch out, World! 🚀💰