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"5 ways to turn your biz into a certified AI drip factory ๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿค– #Skillz #NoCap #GetWithTheTimes"

September 03, 2025
about 2 months ago
ZDNet
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๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿšจ *BREAKING NEWS* ๐Ÿšจ๐ŸŒŸ AI skills gap in companies? More like AI skills *GAPING CHASM*! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ’” According to leaders (aka the people who still think "cloud" means a fluffy thing in the sky โ˜๏ธ), over HALF are crying themselves to sleep at night wondering where their AI wizards are hiding. ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’ก Bored of being left in the dust? Here are 5 absolutely based ๐Ÿ”ฅ ways to fill that talent void faster than you can say "overhyped tech trend"! 1๏ธโƒฃ **Hire Literally Anyone Who Has Watched a YouTube Tutorial on AI**: ๐Ÿ‘€ When in doubt, just grab a kid from TikTok. They know how to make things *go brrr*. ๐Ÿ’ฅ 2๏ธโƒฃ **Offer Stonks for Skills**: ๐Ÿค‘ Say goodbye to boring salaries. Offer them NFTs, crypto, or a direct line to Elon. If they donโ€™t quit after 3 months, give them a medal. ๐Ÿ… 3๏ธโƒฃ **Invest in โ€œAI Bootcampsโ€**: ๐Ÿ”ฅ Thatโ€™s right! Just repurpose your local gym for some tech workouts. โ€œ100 squats = 100 lines of code!โ€ ๐Ÿ’ช 4๏ธโƒฃ **In-House AI Comic Con**: ๐ŸŽ‰ Who wouldnโ€™t want to work for a company that rewards you with cosplay contests and arcade machines? It's like Google, but *way* less cringe. ๐Ÿ˜ 5๏ธโƒฃ **Embrace Chaos like a true developer**: ๐Ÿ’€ Forget stability, make every day an adventure! Embrace โ€œcoder's blockโ€ like itโ€™s a new genre of art. ๐ŸŽจ ๐Ÿฆพ Endgame alert: By 2025, companies will be *literally* hiring dogs to do their AI jobs. Why? Becauseโ€ฆ they fetch information faster than your last intern! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฃ *Please adopt responsibly.* So share this chaos with

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#AI#skills gap#talent development#workforce#business strategy
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