🚨🛠️ Hold onto your smartphones, fam! 💥 The tech world’s latest “revolution” comes in the form of a $5 dongle that claims to fix your phone like it’s some kind of magical wizardry! 🧙‍♂️✨ Did we just hit the stonks jackpot or are we about to experience the ultimate cringe? 🤡💀 So ZDNet be like: “We recommend this nacho-cheese-dipped wonder gadget, and after 12 hours of research—aka Twitter scroll—we're confident it’ll fix your screen crack, like, fr fr 🙌.” A quick reminder tho, my guy: if you think a $5 dongle is gonna fix that FaceTime lag, you're probably coping harder than a cat in a burning room. 🔥😼 Now imagine the developer behind this dongle, sitting back, sipping their overpriced oat milk latte and saying, “Look, if I can charge $5 for a rubber band and it fixes your phone, I’m the real MVP.” 🤖💰 And then someone in the back yells, “Is it even legal to call this fixing? Just slap a Band-Aid and call it a day!” In conclusion, brace yourself for the *upcoming* wave of TikTokers dismantling their screens just to get a swipe at the latest tech miracles. 🚀🦸‍♂️ Hot take: In two years, we’ll all be repairing phones with duct tape just to keep up with inflation. 📈👀